• me at age 12: ew older men
  • now: wow he's only 30?
  • the-arena-ballerina:

    neptunain:

    christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”

    "a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"

    Ain’t nobody fresher than our clique
    ― The Almighty Johnsons fandom (via odin-god-of-nothing-important)

    justalilblondemama:

    Accidental personal injuries are absolutely the worst. “Oh, how did you do that?” “Well, frankly, I’m an idiot.”

    acidpunch:

    still laughing about yesterday during gender/sexuality studies class when our professor had everyone chant “VAGINA! PENIS! VAGINA!” a few times to make us more comfortable with saying those terms

    and this girl just stands up slowly and says “…this… this isn’t math class…”

    deadxlast:

    pianorocknroll:

    you know how every girl in the world has a secret code with her girlfriends for when they need a tampon well when I was younger the code was ‘japan is attacking, do you have supplies’ I feel like I shouldn’t have to explain the joke but just to be safe

    image

    Oh my fucking god